What the actual…?
Best math question today: Lottery tickets cost $2. You have a 1/200 chance of winning the jackpot which is -$500.
Should you buy a ticket?
There are times when I wonder if this is what Asia is like in real life.
Also, 4 BMC yellow jerseys?
wat? but YES!
#smooth
Stopped outside a restaurant today in our large shopping mall to stick my bike helmet on my bag so I didn’t have to carry it. An attractive blonde waitress by the entrance approached me and, smiling, offered me a small free sample of today’s special, and a 20% off voucher. When I’d finished what I was doing, and eaten the spoonful of rice I’d been given, I went over to her to give the voucher back. It was a ‘today only’ offer, and I wasn’t going to use it. She smiled at me again, and said ‘thank you’ in her cute accent I can’t quite place.
“Don’t mention it. I don’t like American BBQ chicken and rice, but, uh, are *you* on the menu!?”
Is what I realised I should have said, four miles down the road…
Cock.
The DJ booth at a club is like the kitchen at a house party…
everyone always seems to end up there.
Submitted by Disco Gnomes
Haha
