What the actual…?
Best math question today: Lottery tickets cost $2. You have a 1/200 chance of winning the jackpot which is -$500.
Should you buy a ticket?
There are times when I wonder if this is what Asia is like in real life.
Also, 4 BMC yellow jerseys?
wat? but YES!
Stopped outside a restaurant today in our large shopping mall to stick my bike helmet on my bag so I didn’t have to carry it. An attractive blonde waitress by the entrance approached me and, smiling, offered me a small free sample of today’s special, and a 20% off voucher. When I’d finished what I was doing, and eaten the spoonful of rice I’d been given, I went over to her to give the voucher back. It was a ‘today only’ offer, and I wasn’t going to use it. She smiled at me again, and said ‘thank you’ in her cute accent I can’t quite place.
“Don’t mention it. I don’t like American BBQ chicken and rice, but, uh, are *you* on the menu!?”
Is what I realised I should have said, four miles down the road…
The DJ booth at a club is like the kitchen at a house party…
everyone always seems to end up there.
Submitted by Disco Gnomes
The Official Sally Jenkins Venn Diagram
This pretty much says it all.
Cheah has this Trek.
Every time someone slams a Trek, it offsets 1 unit of the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 units of terribleness that Mr. Bicycle Lance brought in to our sport.
If you have a Trek, for the love of God, SLAM IT!