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Bridge over the River Wey
Two weeks ago I had a large abscess on my hip drained. When I had the dressing changed the next day, I asked for a football proof one.
It wasn’t football proof.
29… And the only present I got was an Ann Summers vibrator…
“…for when you gaze long into the abscess, the abscess gazes also into you.”
It has been a painful few months. Back in April I wrote that “I did summat to me hip” during March. Possibly while playing football. Possibly not. I had no idea what I’d done to my hip, but I’d done summat to it. Well, it’s now July. Four months later, I’m still not sure what I did to it, but I sort of know what it’s…